The Highland Colonel – Dapper Bulldog Shower Curtain

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$55

He was promised this beach would be quiet. The tortoise was promised nothing and is having the better day anyway.

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The Colonel surveys the coastline in full regimentals: navy blazer, bright green tie, a kilt of proper tartan with its silver sporran polished for inspection, and the great green tam that has survived three wars and one trip through the wash. Beside him the tortoise reviews the paperwork with the patience of a creature who has outlived every deadline. The dunes are golden. The tide is on schedule. Dignity is maintained.

A curtain of tremendous composure. Grumpy by choice, gorgeous by design, completely waterproof – like all the best officers.

  • Generous 73 x 77 inch cut – fits standard tubs and showers with room to spare
  • Durable waterproof polyester – quick-dry, made for daily bathroom use
  • Vivid one-sided print that stays crisp wash after wash
  • 12 stitched metal buttonholes with hooks included – assembles in minutes
  • Machine wash warm, normal cycle; no bleach, no tumble dry

Beauty is everywhere. Even in the surf.

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66''x72''

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