The Hat Society – Three Fancy Ostriches Shower Curtain

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$55

Three distinguished ladies, three very serious hats, zero serious opinions between them.

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The society convenes daily at golden hour: the white pillbox hat, the magenta ruffle with its sunglasses of great mystery, the chef’s toque worn to supervise breakfast. Feathers are preened. Gossip is exchanged alphabetically. Minutes are kept by nobody, which suits everyone fine, and the meeting adjourns exactly when the snacks arrive.

A curtain of tremendous hats and higher standards. Every bath is a society function; the rubber duck is a member in good standing.

  • Generous 73 x 77 inch cut – fits standard tubs and showers with room to spare
  • Durable waterproof polyester – quick-dry, made for daily bathroom use
  • Vivid one-sided print that stays crisp wash after wash
  • 12 stitched metal buttonholes with hooks included – assembles in minutes
  • Machine wash warm, normal cycle; no bleach, no tumble dry

Beauty is everywhere. Even during the fashion show.

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66''x72''

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